Friday, October 18, 2013

Bald Musings



Having no hair means:


-I don’t have to worry about lice.

-No bats will get stuck in my hair.

-People do a double take and sometimes don’t take their eyes off of my head.

-I look “tough”.

-People don’t bargain as much with me at yard sales.

-My head temperature is constantly in flux.

-Shampoo/conditioner lasts a VERY long time. (A dot is a lot.)

- The arms on my glasses stick to the skin on my head behind my ears making it difficult to take them off.

-People sometimes avoid me.

-I get told a lot of cancer stories.

And…

-It’s not my hair in the food.

Question:  When I forget I don't have hair and I get too much hair growth stimulating shampoo (Nioxin), do I use the extra to clean the rest of my body?




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